Communicators
Unnecessary technology for children
and worried mothers, my bicycle with
no pedals: A whole nother world of
clever substitutions, humorous omissions,
and superabsorbant towels awaits.
If he bad, you shut up talkin' to me. A
small voice with the sniffles: Now you
know what it feels like when you put
me on speakerphone. You f'in t'leave?
No, but heroes, beware: I have
the halitosis to knock you silly.